42 comments on “The Tony Abbott “I love me” caption competition

  1. “Goodness! Even with a red tie and surrounded by groceries I’m still the sexiest conservative on the planet.”

  2. Now that I’m a bespoke Tony, next I’ll try for a suit.

    Now how can I rort the taxpayer to attain a few? I know, charge them to the taxpayer as I’m untouchable…dogs and days!

  3. straight after the fraudband launch……………‘Oh, is that Tony Abbott or is that an apparition?’

  4. You had…ah…one eye in the…ah…mirror as you…ah…watched yourself….ah…go by…ah…and all the…ah…girls dreamed…ah….that they’d…be your partner…ah…you’re so vain.

  5. Abbott singing :

    “Hey good lookin I got away with rortin?
    Hows about rortin some more things with me.?
    I’m free & ready so can we go steady
    Hows about keeping steady company “

  6. God! I . . . ah . . . really do look . . . ah . . . smashing in . . . ah . . . this . . . ah . . . suit! And . . . ah . . . the red . . . ah . . . tie is to . . . ah . . . die for!

  7. Yep, that looks like the order…30 boxes of red budgie smugglers, 50 boxes of cycling shorts..yep, I’m ready for the election…

  8. Surely this is worth a $1+ million per year pay plus expenses and a massive multi-million retirement fund for the rest of my life?

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