I’ve just hopped off the phone from speaking to the Prime Minister and this little black duck is happy.
Why? She has offered me a job on her PR team! She’s after fresh ideas from someone who has his finger on the public pulse. She knew I was that person.
Oh how she laments listening to some of the idiots in her team, such as the one urging her to be interviewed by Alan Jones.
As an avid reader of Café Whispers she is aware of our large number of intelligent contributors and she has suggested that I tap their brains for ideas.
And as a regular reader she is also aware that the site attracts comments from village idiots. “Ignore whatever they suggest” she pleaded. “You can’t expect any sense from those babbling clowns. I’m weary from reading comments about how climate change is crap or that my name is ‘Dillard’ or what happens in the NSW State Labor camp. Honestly, were they raised by a family of parrots?”
For fear of publicly offending those village idiots I will not disclose the remainder of our chat.
The important message is this: She wants your ideas. So, dear readers, you’re in the team. What positive ideas can you come up with?
PS – Idiots or trolls need not apply.