Time for another gem from Truth Seeker, and this one is a real gem. After enjoying this piece you’ll probably agree with me that it’s his best yet.
Tony Abbott’s Australians for Honest Politics
Australians for honest politics
Is another Abbott lie
The slush fund that won’t go away
Despite how hard he’ll try
He’ll push the usual Abbott lines
Of spin and lies and slogans
But the truth won’t set the Abbott free
Just expose his bunch of bogans.
Ms Hanson was the problem
That Tony felt he had to fix
By garnering some funding
From his mates, the right wing dicks
Terry Sharples, Abbott guaranteed
Would not be out of pocket
If the disaffected Hansonite
Made sure that she would cop it.
So with Abbotts clear assurance
Sharples lodged his supreme court writ
But it soon came clear to Abbott
That the case had turned to shit,
He said, “Terry, you have perjured yourself,
So terminate your action now.
And costs will be ordered against you
But I’ll just milk the LNP cow”.
Then the Abbott set up his slush fund
And called it Australians for Honest Politics
Then he sold it to his donors
A bunch of wealthy right wing dicks
But when the AEC asked who they were
The Abbott promptly lied
Saying he’d spoken to a lawyer
And those names, he’s right to hide.
So the AEC were fooled
Taking Abbott at his word
Which, with Abbott’s form on lies and spin
Seems totally absurd
Then his right wing lawyers said to Sharples
As he was holding out his hand
“Abbott’s not prepared to pay all your cost
But he’ll give you this ten grand”.
Though Sharples lost, Hanson paid the cost
And to the gaol she went
While the questions asked of Abbott
Showed the man is really bent
And when questioned about lying to Tony Jones
He said, “misleading the ABC
Is not as bad as misleading parliament
As a political crime, you see”.
Now all this happened from 1998
To the year 2003
But Hanson served less than three months gaol
And on appeal, she was set free
But there were questions that were never asked
Of Abbott and his donors
With their born to rule mentality
Who when winning, all get boners.
So fast forward to, 2012
With Abbott’s plans all gone awry
And his schemes and machinations
To steal government, just won’t fly
So with typical right wing projection
He points the finger at our PM
Saying the AWU slush fund affair
Was illegal way back then.
So his mates in the MSM decided
To dig up all the dirt
And he gave the task to Bishop
To be executioner, in a skirt
But being morally deficient
She just couldn’t hit the spot
And her sidekick Pyne proved spitting dummies is fine
But it’s all the poodle’s got.
Still they dug and dug, and accusations flew
But none of it could stick
Till the PM finally called the bluff
On the Misogynistic dick
And the best he had was an ambit claim
Of conduct unbecoming
For a lawyer with a shonky bloke
With whom, with hindsight, she was slumming.
But corruption claims, they could not prove
Cos there were no points there to score
But in the process Abbott’s own slush fund
Started coming to the fore
And the people want some answers
To some questions never posed
Of the Abbotts slush fund and the investigation
That the AEC conveniently closed.
And the names of all the donors
That the Abbott would not disclose
With the whole thing, like a corrupted version
Of the Emperors New Clothes
With the Abbott in his budgies
Crying “Gillards still a crim”
While the spotlight slowly turns around
To focus right on him.
So the moral for the LNP is just
Be careful, who you accuse
As with skeletons in your own closets
It could be you that starts to lose
And it’s at your own sad peril
When you start throwing your stones
Cos just like Abbotts slush fund skeletons
He’s rattled . . . the wrong bones