In keeping with the mood of the festive season, some people have been urging that we have another Punday. Sure, Tony Abbott has been keeping us all amused, but shock horror, just once we need to look at more intelligent sources of amusement.
Allow me to set the scene.
Some wit recently wrote:
I’m writing a book about the wind.
It’s only in draft form at the moment.
Personally, I think it’d be a breeze. 🙄
This wit has inspired me to try a few of my own:
I’m planning to write a book about music.
At the moment I’m just taking notes.
I’m going to write a book about snooker.
I should be able to pocket a few bucks.
I tried writing a book about echoes.
But I ran out of things to say.
I found I was just repeating myself.
OK folks, have a go. Surely you can do better than me. 😦