Tony Abbott will never be Prime Minister. Why? Because the world ends in 100 days.
Whyalla will finally be wiped off the map. ‘Bout time, too.
The planet will just be a rocky outcrop spinning in space with no evidence that life ever existed on it. It’s back where it all started thanks to those damn Mayans.
Ah well, maybe life will spring up again some day but let’s hope they don’t eventually evolve into something that resembles we destructive humans, and particularly Mayans. They could produce another calendar and stuff the place up again.
OK guys and gals, you’ve only 100 days left. What are you going to do?
I know what Tony Abbott’s going to do: he’ll blame Julia Gillard for the world ending. It’s not the Mayans, it’s that damn carbon tax.