On International Women’s Day
Finally we’ve had someone say
Our Prime Minister is Okay!
She’s been assessed as triple A!
They’ve always known that Overseas,
Admired how she could shoot the breeze
With little folk and the big cheese.
At last she is the Oz bees’ knees!
Our experts, who ought to know,
Have told us that she’s all the go
With public servants. They’re aglow,
Enjoying their new status quo.
Members of the Coalition,
Sharing Abbott’s premonition
That she’s done for his ambition
Are jostling for his position.
There’s high praise too from Independents,
Not just her ALP attendants.
History will record for our descendants
How began the great Gillard ascendance!