I doubt Tony Abbott is a respected leader…nor a rational man.
It seems to this blogger he’s an attention seeker with the morality of an infant at times…who speaks trolleyfulls of drivel…a desperate contortionist negabore who has become a blott on the political landscape…a barbed wire hurdle for the public who want reform that is for the public good…a liability for a Coalition that have been severely divided by his fear-mongering, dog whistling, say NO to everything, mouth before wicket approach.
Here’s more ugly drivel straight from the Abbott’s mouth:
“This will be the mother of all taxes”
(Obviously channeling Saddam Insane)
“There has been no greater betrayal in recent history.”
(Histrionics?…and the Oscar goes to…)
“We will fight this every second of every minute of every hour of every day of every week of every month,”
(When not doing Churchill impressions for the mirror…fighting on the beaches…and cycling like a manic on steroids)
“…I think there will be a people’s revolt.”
(Now he’s Robespierre…Turnbull readies the guillotine)
“As the Prime MInister has said, New Zealanders are family. They are not foreigners and that’s why this disaster has especially touched the hearts of every Australian,”
(Yea, asylum seekers drowning only brings dry eyes to Abbottville…just like 9/11 I take it with all them lousy foreigners that died…the London bombings…the Hurricane Katrina New Orleans disaster…kids, families killed in Iraqi, Afghani & Lebanon bombings…Pakistani floods…just bloody foreigners…no point letting the heart be touched, nor shed a tear…Asian tsunami?…”sh*t happens”…just another day…move on)
“This is the biggest surrender since Singapore,”
(Winner of the Annual Speedo Hysteria & Hyperbole prize goes to Tony for his convincing portrayal of an unemployed talkback radio shock jock searching for God on the streets of Sydney holding an “Apocalypse is coming” sign)
Someone please give the man his melodrama prizes and ask him to
“exit stage right“.
From contributor Patricia W.A….a top poem:
Tony Abbott is Revolting!
I heard him talking to Andrew Bolt.
Good to hear what he had to say.
He’s organising a great big revolt.
Every month, every week, every day.
They’re going to march on Canberra.
They want us all to join with them
To fight the war on tax and terror
And make Mr Abbott our P.M.
Yeah, Tony’ll come to lead us all,
Right out front with his dog called Spot,
We’ll overnight in a new school hall,
For a cause like ours that’ll be the shot.
Our standard, red budgie snugglers,
We’ll wave aloft and chant our slogans,
“Ban the Burqa! No weapons smugglers!”
We’ll all march! Miners, bankers, bogans!
We’ll pay a levy for ‘extra’ details,
Like one last supper, or a portaloo.
We’ll follow Tony o’er hill and dales,
But where’s this place called Waterloo?